It's a bitter world, & I'd rather dream
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
(via hotwhiteguy)
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
(via awkwardvagina)
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
(Source: cowboybeboop, via toseewitheyesclosed)
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
(via awkwardvagina)
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
(via killed-me-with-coldplay)
jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
(via killed-me-with-coldplay)
